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Machine operator Soh Beng Huat, alias Teo Beng Huat, then lured them to secluded spots and sexually assaulted them. On a number of occasions, he even took along with him an MP4 digital player or a portable camcorder with a tripod - to record the lewd acts. Soh, married with three sons aged 14 to 27, was put behind bars for 22 years on Wednesday, after admitting that he had oral and anal sex on the two boys on 14 different occasions between October 2006 and March last year. In sentencing him, Justice Choo Han Teck said that paedophiles with multiple offences should be punished with a lengthy term of imprisonment. Deputy Public Prosecutor Shawn Ho told the court that Soh saw the first victim, who is mildly mentally retarded, with his older brother at a block of flats in Yishun. He waited till the boy was alone, then struck up a conversation and told the boy to follow him. They took two buses to the Yio Chu Kang Swimming Complex. There, Soh led the boy to the handicapped toilet cubicle in the male changing room, locked the door and told the boy to strip. Soh then molested and performed oral sex on the boy. After they left the swimming complex, Soh bought the boy a cup of ice cream and a curry puff. He then took the boy home. Soh used the same modus operandi on another two occasions, taking the boy to Northpoint Shopping Centre and Thomson Plaza. Then one day, while seeking out the boy, he chanced across the second victim, a foreigner studying in a primary school here. He enticed the second boy to follow him to the swimming pool by promising to buy him toys. After performing oral sex on the boy, Soh bought him a robotic toy and told him not to disclose what they had done. He repeated the offence nine more times, at Chong Pang Community Club, Serangoon Community Club and a public park in Yishun. Soh also sodomised the boy on three occasions, at a nursing room at Thomson Plaza. A number of these sex acts were recorded either on an MP4 digital player or a camcorder mounted on a tripod. On March 7, the second boy, accompanied by his mother, made a police report. Soh was arrested three days later. A search of his flat turned up DVDs and an MP4 player containing video recordings of the sex acts on the boys as well as other pornographic VCDs. The camcorder and tripod were found in his letterbox. On Wednesday, Soh pleaded guilty to five counts of having oral sex and one count of sodomy. Another 14 charges were taken into consideration. DPP Peter Koy urged the court to impose a deterrent sentence in view of the aggravating factors."
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Undeniably so, failing is part being a student. Most, if not all, students have received a failing grade on at least one occasion over the course of his/her entire academic life. And, of course, if you do know before hand you are going to fail the paper, what better way to make the best use of time, other than the 50 things that has been suggested by the article below...
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( BECAUSE SHE IS AN ESCAPED CONVICT, PAEDOPHILIA IS SOMEHOW NOT IN THE 08A10 COMMUNITY [yet] AND SHE SEDUCED SIXTEEN-AN-A-HALF-YEAR-OLD JOLENE WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID AND POSSESSED HER TO INFILTRATE THE CLASS BLOG. by now everyone should have figured out that i'm a freaking nice person (like DUH) so I hereby pronounce that i will not respond to limequotient's delicious piece of information. ( sorry to disappoint the other 26 certain individuals who are eager for a catfight to commence ) ! i am no angry woman ok! (Guess who's name has a GREEK origin too! surprise surprise. hint hint: it starts with a "'V") Dear Diary, Oh man life in 08A10 as an escaped convict just keeps getting better! I get reminded that i like children every other second ( like i dont know that already ) and on top of that , i just discovered that i have had "developmental disability"! WHAT'S NEXT? I wonder.... But dear diary 08A10 ROCKS! Pple in there make the best out of every day, the humour, the niao-ing, the friendship, the memories, the chemistry. It's been almost two months and i sincerely think that we can go a long way together. So please, cross my fingers that except for Ah Lian who left us for HP to pursue her dreams, EVERYONE STAYS. right where they are. - Jolene
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Burma sets date for popular votes Burma will hold a constitutional referendum in May followed by general elections in 2010, the country's military junta has said. The regime had set out what it called a roadmap for democracy but had not previously given any firm timetable. It made the announcement in a statement on state television and radio. Burma has been under military rule since 1962. The country saw rare nationwide protests against the ruling junta in August and September. Saturday's announcement said that "multi-party democratic elections will be held in 2010, according to the new constitution. "It is suitable to change the military administration to a democratic, civil administrative system, as good fundamentals have been established," the regime said. "The country's basic infrastructure has been built, although there is still more to do in striving for the welfare of the nation." Burma held a multi-party election in 1990 that was won by the National League for Democracy (NLD), headed by pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi. The military ignored the result and Ms Suu Kyi has spent 12 of the last 18 years under house arrest in Burma's commercial capital, Rangoon. Instead, the military formed a convention in 1993 that spent the next 14 years laying out the guidelines for a new constitution. Saturday's statement said the constitution would be finished soon. LOL?
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Photos of random class camwhoring + CNY deco!
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It's ok, Shen Hong! You've found your Homo partner, right in our class! Fear not, you are no longer alone! * FaZe ; said: I think I have a talent when it comes to detecting the sexuality of people around me. Hmm, maybe I should turn it into a business opportunity and make lots of money from it! - Luey Chun
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Now that I'm in JC, I suddenly realise it will be quite soon before I know it, that I will be working in society, earning my own keep as an adult responsible for my own well-being. I found this letter, which I believe to be an extremely good example of how a resignation letter should be like.. Dear Mr. Baker, As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to your employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" as it is explained to you for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. You wander around the building all day, shiftlessly seeking fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however, I have a few parting thoughts: When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation as I have consistently performed my duties and even more. The most you can say to hurt me is, "I prefer not to comment." To keep you honest, I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own. I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I will publish your "Favorites," which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not viewed favorably by the university administrations. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mother's b-day," you neglected to mention that you were going to take nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then, like the techno-moron you are, you forgot to erase them. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle. I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places pending your authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (And, for once, would you please try to use spellcheck? I hate correcting your mistakes.) I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your twisted little repugnant obsessions will become public knowledge. Never f*ck with your systems administrator, Mr. Baker! They know what you do with all that free time! Sincerely David Blocker Network Administrator - Luey Chun
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Since Shen Hong already knows that the "Dear Cutey Hong" letter was by Chang Peng, me and my friend from another class (Chang Peng told him so! ): ), I figured we might as well post it up here on the class blog, for one and for all to be shocked and awed by my abundance of literary talent and my finesse for lame pick-up lines, kekeke! Dear Cutey Hong <3 I 'm sorry I've been ignoring you for the past few weeks. I'm sorry that I've been neglecting you but you've been neglecting <3> I think you should know. Ever since you've stepped into HCJC, my heart has always been with you <3.> I'm sure it's you. You're THE ONE in my life! <3> You look like the Malay version of Brad Pitt (Are you Malay?) and I'm the Indian version of Angelina Jolie *hinthint* :) My life is incomplete without you. Eagerly anticipating your reply, the lonely man <3> *hinthint* After reading this, I'm sure all of you will agree with me that this letter should be preserved in liquid nitrogen and stored away in the National Archives. How often do you come across such touching "love letters" that brings across such a raw , varied barrage of emotions. It's ok if you are tearing. Because I am, as I am writing this: I'm laughing so hard that I'm tearing. I LOVE MYSELF, IM FREAKING BRILLIANT <3> P.S. Credits go out to Chang Peng, Che Jian and Alvin from 08A11! - Luey Chun
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Deviating from the theme of "Men are from Mars, and Women from Venus", let's move on to something that's more unisexual! I think we should all be true losers and try out some of the below things the next time we take the lift! Take videos please, if you do, then we could upload them to YouTube and spread the word of the Loser's Club! :) 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator by: Alan Meiss 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
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ESCAPED CONVICT REPORTED: BERHATAN MELAYU PRESS TIMES
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL 999.
THIS IS TO PROTECT THE SAFETY OF THE CITIZENS OF SINGAPORE.
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Okay, so everyone knows that we won the fac dance competition on monday! Woohoo! Ares rox! Anyway, the video of our awesome dance! Plus our moment of glory! Enjoy! XD
The Dance!
The Announcement!
And, just for fun, the other facs' videos. XD
Athena
Artemis
And, our greatest rival, Apollo. Who did not win, but they put up a good fight anyway. XD
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It was like Orientation all over again.
Thanks A10, thanks to everyone that turned up for the fac dance competition, thanks to the people who danced despite not knowing half of it, thanks to the people who worked hard to mug for it, thanks to the people who turned up for the dance sessions, thanks. Our hard work has paid off, Ares has finally broken the losing streak, clinching the best fac dance title for the THIRD consecutive year. REJOICE people ! A-A-A-ARES !



Also not forgetting our new classmates, let us all welcome them into 08A10 and Loser's Club (stop trying to recruit them into your trying to be winner's division val)
- Jin Xiang
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Dear all,
This is your GP rep, hiding at home when you are at your Orientation 2...anyway, I did not intend to pon today, just I am having a fever. But suddenly, I just realized that I had not upload your homework for the past few days...sorry!
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Activity 3
Write an introduction and one content paragraph for one of the following questions.
1) What can be done to cultivate Singaporeans' engagement with politics?
2) Singaporeans are politically apathetic. Is this true?
3) "Young people today want their voices to be heard." How important is it to take their views seriously?
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Okay? See you tmr...hope I dun get sick tmr
Bye!
- CJ™ -
Che Jian
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Sorry for the lag, guys.
( CNY Memories/+ 60 photos )
Happy post-CNY A10!
LET'S PWN THE OTHER FACS TOMORROW WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please bring:
- DARK T SHIRT FOR GIRLS
- CHANGE OF CLOTHES FOR EVERYONE
- FAC SHIRT (VERY IMPT!)
- SANDALS/SHOES
- ENERGY!
GO 08A10!!!!!!!!!!!!
If any of you want large copies of the photos don't hesitate to tell me and email/MSN me. And if you kope, please credit thanks!
Love, Amanda.
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Mr. Matthew Quek, our loser club honorary consultant, has redefined "losing" by trouncing all the other 9 singers in AA singing festival competition where he emerged champion!
Will post the video of him singing at the competition soon..
Oh he won $1000+ worth of stuff..we should ask him for a treat.
- Chang Peng
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A10's aunties support Singapore's bid for the Youth Olympic Games!
and the biggest loser herself!
we are also productive during CT periods.
MONDAY'S the Fac Dance (pronounced: fah-ck dance) Competition, homies! jiayou, let's SHAKE THE ROOM, YO!
welcome all 2nd intakers and new A10ners!
- MSng
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Alright people as all of you should already know, Monday is orientation-2 (are you ready to jumpstart again?). POP (post-orientation-party) will be after that, which will be when we have our fac dance competition! Note: POP is compulsory for everyone and it'll be at night, so be prepared to stay late.
Please do not pon POP unless you have a valid reason. LC don't even think about it. I'm hoping everyone in class turns up and dances on that day, just go even if you don't know the dance, Ares is the smallest fac and we desperately need the numbers. Here are some details about the dance, when to shout etc.
When to shout
1) Shout "Ares !" during the 1st song after you shake hands with your partner
2) During the 2nd song, it goes "And I'm about to go BOOM !" shout "BOOM !"
3) Shout the 2 choruses. It goes "Boom shake shake shake the room X3 tick tick tick tick Boom"
4) There's this part where you do body waves and high-fives and the song goes " ya really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (Yo)"
Shout the "Yo" part and the consequent "Yo" that follow every time you do a high five.
5) The part where you bend down, the lyrics go "because the crowd went hoooo" for the "hooo" part, scream at the top of your lungs
6) Last part with all the beats, just cheer and make alot of noise
Ares has a secret weapon, which are white gloves which you'll get on the day itself, it'll be very prominent among the sea of red when we're doing the dance. Get pumped up for the dance people, let's do Ares proud !
- Jin Xiang
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DRUMROLL AND CURTAIN CALLS:
Louise and Theo deserve showers of glitter and roses for being such hot, sexy showgirls. Prancing around in high heels, almost-indecent clothing and fishnet stockings is no joke okay!
Amanda, for taking such pretty photos and for staying back to do makeup even when she was sick.
Claire, for being the lord of the sounds that added to the atmosphere of the play.
Last but not least, the 08A10 people in costumes and props,
As well as those who supported Ares all the way.
:D
There is still Monday's Post Orientation Party for us to prove that Ares still owns.
BOOM SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!
I'll be mugging my dance although I have two left feet (and have not attended most of the dance tutorials, heh.)
CT period on Monday, last minute revision for dance.
For glory of Ares!
P/S: WHO'S UP FOR THE IDEA OF BUYING RED ARMBANDS FOR EVERYONE IN 08A10 ON MONDAY?
- Jolene
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Anyway, hope this isn't too late but, people going for dramafeste tomorrow PLEASE WEAR YOUR ARES FAC SHIRT! Proclaim our undying LOVE xD!
- Vanessa
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I honestly DID NOT INTEND to post this. The following article is brought to you courtesy of our Loser Club Pres :)
"A 54-YEAR-OLD paedophile methodically preyed on two eight-year-old boys, gaining their trust with gifts of food and toys, and even an excursion to the zoo.
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BEWARE THE PAEDOPHILIA!!! :0
- Rachel
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Fifty Fun Things To Do During A Final That You Know You Are Going To Fail
- Luey Chun
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The XJ-CJ-LC Saga - Starring LCP and girls as the initial cause of Xiang Jie's misery, Xiang Jie as the accused, LC as the Bad Cop and Che Jian as the Good Cop-cum-General Person That Inflicts Pain, and Lester as the Homicidal Maniac.
- MSng
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As promised (:
Here are pictures of the ice cream treat! Thanks guys, once again! :D
REVERS-O ROCKS MY SOCKS MAN!
- Vanessa
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SIAUUUUUUUUU.
TAKE NOTE: EVERYTHING WRITTEN BELOW IS BY THEO-"MAINLY I LOVE KIDS"-PHILIA AND REMAINS UNEDITED/ UNTOUCHED BY JOLENE.)
HELLO!
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Pedophilia -
Pedophilia or paedophilia (Commonwealth usage) is the primary or exclusive sexual attraction by adults to prepubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a pedophile or paedophile. [Doesn't this sound familiar?]
The word comes from the Greek paidophilia (παιδοφιλία): pais (παις, "child") and philia (φιλία, "love, friendship"). [omg somebody's name is Greek what a coincidence!]
The cause or causes of pedophilia are not well understood. German psychologist Michael Griesemer theorizes that pedophiles miss the switch of sexual interest from prepubescent to postpubescent partners (so-called sex-dimorphic maturation of the frontal brain) that usually occurs with the onset of puberty, so that pedophilia is a developmental disability [<-- horrors!]
LCP and Lester, please feel free to make full use of the above information; it provides more content for the niao-ing of Theo, no? xD
- Vanessa
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Here are some quotable quotes that can already be gleaned from our short two months together as a class. Aren't we imba? Siau!
"SIAAAUUUUUU!" (hold fists at chest level and hop backwards, grinning spastically)
"Whoever whoever is an angry man/woman arh! I am an angry man/woman liao. Xiao, he/she become angry man/woman. [giggle like Chang Peng]"
"Tricky ah, tricky ah."
"I'm damn sad liao."
"小弟弟要不要吃糖果? 叔叔家里有很多糖果哦!”(Sinister, eye-brow raising stare)
"Beng Beng Beng!"
"Shaddup, you dumb, Chang Peng, you dumb. Dumb f***."
"Is that Chang Peng backstabbing me again?"
"I love Bernice/Claire more than chicken wings."
"Meine Lingbingfach (correct version: Lieblingsfach) ist Mathematik."
"Paedo?"
"Philia!"
"Escaped?"
"Convict!"
"Random hiphop noises." It helps if you have this super-intense look on your face. It is suggested that you also wave your arms around in tricky dance gestures.
"Huh? What?" Your mouth is supposed to hang open like a triangle and as far as we know only one person can do this and he is a Malaysian.
"Hey, I'm a winner OK?" By a certain Fag Head of the Trying to be Winner Division.
"Look at this, isn't this nice? [particularly fawning tone that makes you want to throw up]" You are supposed to refer to a picture of a dog and a rat with a heart above its head. You are the rat.
"Will you miss me, will you miss me, will you miss me?"
- "Oh alright, be that way then." Take extra note to add a slight tinge of exasperation, but inject as much sarcasm and venom inside as you are able.
- "You see, when you get a girlfriend, she robs you of your TRUE friends."
- "So you're here to steal our education, our housing, our jobs..." A quote designed specifically for his personal use on our Asst. CT rep
- "I'm not smart. Really."
- "I'm hot."
Update has been received. There are now LC quotes in this thing.
- Lester
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Pictures speak a thousand words so I'm just gonna leave you with this
- Jin Xiang
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OBLIGATORY VALENTINE'S DAY ENTRY!
Latest newsflash(es)
- Ronald disappeared halfway during break to look for his lady love! {shock}
- According to reliable sources, our dear "black dancer" [quote unquote Lester Wong Qi Neng] Shen Hong has been given a huge box of edibles! Hmm, I wonder which kind soul is so generous!
- Che Jian likes Bernice and Claire more than his prized chicken wings! He's so smitten with them, he autographed 2 golden balloons with declarations of neverending adoration. Sadly, Bernice's balloon was destroyed by the fearsome fairy-wand waving Chi Hern! RAWRRRR!
- Vanessa and our dear LCP are forever bound together in spirit by sexy leopard-print underwear. (Everyone, please proceed to imagine the abovementioned individuals in the abovementioned scant articles of clothing. And may I add, only in the abovementioned scant articles of clothing, and nothing else on top. WHOOO!)
Things are getting hot in here!
(Hopefully everyone liked the gifts from their secret valentine!)
Now, for more serious things.
Homework
- Planning of GP essay for test tomorrow (Jiayou everyone!)
- Geography Tutorial
- Economics Tutorial (Those in deathnote's class) #7A and essay question, Part B.
- Remember to do deathnote's Econs presentation by next tutorial!
- ILP presentation by 25022008, 8am. Don't be late!
KI people do update about your homework! (Comment or something, I'll edit the entry)
CT lunch on cross country was fun! I know everybody's been bugging me for photos, but trust me it's hard work ;) Adjusting the colour, contrast and levels of each individual photo, cropping and everything, x400! D: But i'll get it up this weekend so stay tuned!
Cheers!
Love, Amanda
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hi people
I NEED TO BORROW A FAC SHIRT FOR TOMORROW!!!!!!! since i'm one of the designated winners, i need one but i think i left mine at my aunt's place after cny. I LOSE, i know but i really really need one tomorrow for the run!
so if you wear a size M and are willing/not running, please lend it to me? thanks!
- bernice
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Hello 08A10!
Just a few short reminders!
Homework
- GP Comprehension: Race and Ethnicity
- GP Newsweek Quiz
- Literature Essay: The Diamond as Big as the Ritz (For those who have not completed)
- Respective Math Tutorials
- ILP Presentation
- Tell me if I missed out anything!
Announcements
- Please BRING YOUR THERMOMETER tomorrow
- Cross Country related stuff (On the account that our PE Rep happens to be the Loser Club Pres, which is a great detriment and disadvantage to us all, I expect)
> Winners, wear Fac Shirt. Losers, wear PE shirt.
> Report at 2pm at the Dam. NE trail people aka Luey Chun, report to Old Finishing Point @ 2pm
> Do not bring your valuables
> Take part in photog competition! (Haha.)
- Fire-drill related stuff
> WILL BE BETWEEN 11.30AM - 12PM (Math tutorial time, so try to deposit your stuff at the class bench after Geog)
> Report to the COLLEGE FIELD. Our class's position is at the ROW FURTHEST FROM THE FLAGPOLES (There are 3 rows), ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT. This is assuming you face the flagpoles.
- School will end at 12pm tomorrow.
- Please remember to buy your gift for your secret valentine on Thursday! And hopefully for you angel and mortal, too.
* I will update with pictures from CNY really soon! Sorry, a bit busy lately. Hmmm.
Jiayou everyone! Encouragement is key. Run run run fast for X-Country!!
Love, Amanda
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Oh no I should be doing GP :)
Well but NEVERMIND THAT, this is the 07A10 class video. Only not the final one. But this is better because there's more stuff in it. Watch the video and see how many seniors you can actually name!!!
(or just fast-forward to about 3:25 to watch snapsnapchomp being flagpoled. Though they missed.)
- Melody
AMG GP ):
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OK losers, this will be short since I want to go and sleep. Chi Hern a.k.a 'a happier twin of dekonstrukcion' has asked me to tell all competitive runners to well, lose and get the slowest time ever. Except for Hui Shi, for some reason. I am guessing that he means the cumulative slowest time ever because if left to his own devices, Chang Peng will singlehandedly get the slowest time anyway. It would be more of a fight if Che Jian were (were, plural) a competitive runner too but since he is not, Chang Peng's road to the record is blessedly unhindered. I am getting quite high liao and must wind down if I am to sleep at all tonight. So bb gtg.
- Lester
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Hello everyone, it’s Losers’ Club Treasurer Lester here. Yes, the one whom everyone forgot was the treasurer. What a loser, everyday talk so much crap and still nobody remembers that he is also part of the EXCO. And the rest of you also, deaf or what. People expend so much saliva and what do you do? Forget who he is. I am supposed to post because, OK conversation window time: (I can be a one-man China liao, the way I am ripping off Faze)
poke! a.k.a LCP says:
post on class blog please
poke! says:
thanks
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
why
poke! says:
jus post
poke! says:
i want to see pple posting
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
ok lor
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
anyway i got nth to do now
poke! says:
okay good
poke! says:
come up with something good
poke! says:
and lame
poke! says:
and loser
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
ok
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
i try
poke! says:
okay
poke! says:
god [Insert: ?????? Okay, god????? End insert]
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
live journal is damn lag
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
is it just me
poke! says:
ya
poke! says:
just you
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
k lor
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
how to post argh
poke! says:
haha
poke! says:
dunno
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
what the
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
ok
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
i found out
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
i just loaded the page only
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
why is livejournal so damn slow
poke! says:
dno
Wow, that really took up a lot of space. It sure looks like I’ve done a lot. Actually, I have; who’s to say that Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V isn’t the most strenuous exercise ever invented by Man? We should all copy and paste, copy and paste, and then maybe lose a few calories from vigorously working our dexterous digits. I totally will spend my Mondays now not playing basketball but by copying and pasting, and I am sure that I will be able to maintain my slim and trim figure by doing so. Che Jian, are you reading this? Du bist eine GroBe Schwein. Have any of you watched this show on MTV called ‘Yo Mama’ or something like that? The show comprises of two guys insulting each other’s mothers. Like, “Your mama is so fat that I’m suffocating now, her fats are pressing against me and I can’t breathe, urkkkk…” Actually I just made that one up but the point of this is, let’s replace your mama with Che Jian! He doesn’t mind. You can niao him about anything except 毛主席. What a nice guy.
Um, what else to say… Oh yah, the Losers’ Club EXCO is proud to announce the ultimate level in losing: Loser Enlightenment/Nirvana/Cheng Fo/whatchamacallit. It is the state in which the loser concerned does not even need to try and still loses anyway. All the time. This ground breaking discovery was made today when our VP realized that LCP had outclassed the rest of us by the proverbial country mile. The rest of us tearfully recalled the terrible ordeals we had trying to lose, while LCP effortlessly racked up the losses like Derby County, like being a polo player and managing to lose his glasses in the swimming pool. Yeah. And how an innocent drink can somersault in his hand and splash onto the floor.
More random babbling then: Jolene has just signed in twice in one minute, or is it just a problem with my Messenger. Many things that go wrong in my life are just problems with something I have, like, my brother. My brother is the second largest contributor to my problems. The largest contributor is, of course, Lester Wong. Maybe I should just kill this guy and most of my problems would be solved. But then I’d be dead, but then again doesn’t death solve all problems? No?
Am I supposed to write more stuff? How do Faze and Shen Hong write so much anyway? Am I supposed to care if I write more? No, cos if I write less then I will be losing to these eloquent debater types and losing makes me really happy. Yay! I lost! OK, I’m going to sleep. I’ve got a headache, and I’ll try to lose it in my sleep. How about that? A pun! Isn’t it funny? No? Yay, lose again.
P.S. Is nerdy a mood????
- Lester
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YU SHENG - the only chance to toss sticky vegetables at classmates (and CT)!//FEAR FACTOR: HWACHONG\\
I TRIED IT! i am so immensely proud of my brave self HAHAHA. it's really quite nice, really really. haha doesn't look like it
FOOD FIGHT!!
- MSng
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- Luey Chun
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Now that was, damn hilarious xD
And the final one, which I happen to like A LOT :D
Happy New Year guys!
P.S. Appeal to all lit people! Post up your de-constructed valentine's poems so we can all have a good laugh! We'll make LCP/LC write their own poems after that (:
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This is so loser-ish.
I forgot my password to my account and tried so many different permutations of it that my IP address got temporarily blocked by LJ. GAH.
Sorry I digressed.
TODAY'S NACHOS STALL WAS A SUCCESS!
Total sales was about $366, and we made a tidy sum of money.
Ah yay. Great job, people :D Let's (a) splurge it on a CT outing (b)use it for JTS (c)not pay class fund for this month (d)divide it among us allKudos to everyone who helped out at the stall in one way or another, especially to Nicolette and her aunt with the cheese-dispensing machine.
Also, credits for the CNY banner design: Melody and Deborah
The Class Bench decorations that probably got second (why didn't we win?!): Jinxiang, Vanessa, Huishi, Shao, and anyone else whose names not mentioned here who stayed till very late to decorate the benches. As well as to those who brought angpows, and folded and cut the mickeys and the other decorations, Theo, Abby, THANKS!
Thank you, everyone, for the effort and labour(be it mental or physical) put in.
<3 08A10
Upload pictures please!
Anyway, an update here for those who haven't heard:
Ms Kiran is officially in Losers Club.
Yep, Chang Peng's charms work in mysterious ways.
Coming up this month:
JTS/STJ (details not confirmed yet)
Cross-country on the 13th Feb where only selected people run/ mimic the actions of running, while others will squat and stare at the grass in MacRitchie to determine if the grass is greener on the other side in order to fulfil the minimum hours requirement of WGG.
Valentines Day on the 14th Feb; Presents for Angel/Mortal and something outrageous for the (unfortunate) Secret Valentine!
Dramafeste on the 22th and 23rd Feb, support the A10s, especially Louise and Theo, our showgirls -cue hoots-
25th Feb, ARES DANCE SHOWDOWN.
CT outing
For now, Happy CNY!
Appreciate pineapple tarts, bakwa and F&N orange in its radioactive-orange glory. It really sucks to just stare at them get polished off by strangers called relatives, all the while swallowing obscene amount of phlegm and resisting the urge to cough.
TAH for now, see you guys Monday[:
-Jolene
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XIANG JIE
* FaZe ; said:
what you wearing for school 2morrow
* FaZe ; said:
i very distressed! i no red shirt!
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
wear ares fac shirt
* FaZe ; says:
WHAAAT
* FaZe ; says:
you seriously going to wear that?
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
ya
* FaZe ; says:
SO WEIRD
* FaZe ; says:
i will go school topless
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
fine by me
* FaZe ; says:
you sekritly want to see also! you homo!
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
omg
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
lol
* FaZe ; says:
ok i shall quote this and put it on class blog
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
oh man
+锦祥+Even the saviour needs saving sometimes says:
pls don't
* FaZe ; says:
YES I SHALL
* FaZe ; says:
FREEDOM OF SPEECH, BITCH
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Here is an over view of our activities (brought to you by WGG fag head)
As you can see, the highly successful watch-grass-grow division has branched out into a new and creative form : (watching-people-watch -grass-grow)
just look at that concentration !
our president, being the true loser that he is, can't even take a proper picture without being blocked by some random guy. How loser can he get ? no wonder he's our president.
And to explain my actions in the previous post, yes our president should look into demoting (loser club's form of promoting) me since i'm the president of WGG, and i still fail at watching-grass-grow ! how loser can i get ?
- Jin Xiang (aka Xiang-Jie)
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2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. v 7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
- Luey Chun
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