Here are some quotable quotes that can already be gleaned from our short two months together as a class. Aren't we imba? Siau!

"SIAAAUUUUUU!" (hold fists at chest level and hop backwards, grinning spastically)
"Whoever whoever is an angry man/woman arh! I am an angry man/woman liao. Xiao, he/she become angry man/woman. [giggle like Chang Peng]"
"Tricky ah, tricky ah."
"I'm damn sad liao."
"小弟弟要不要吃糖果？ 叔叔家里有很多糖果哦！”(Sinister, eye-brow raising stare)
"Beng Beng Beng!"
"Shaddup, you dumb, Chang Peng, you dumb. Dumb f***."
"Is that Chang Peng backstabbing me again?"
"I love Bernice/Claire more than chicken wings."
"Meine Lingbingfach (correct version: Lieblingsfach) ist Mathematik."
"Paedo?"
"Philia!"
"Escaped?"
"Convict!"
"Random hiphop noises." It helps if you have this super-intense look on your face. It is suggested that you also wave your arms around in tricky dance gestures.
"Huh? What?" Your mouth is supposed to hang open like a triangle and as far as we know only one person can do this and he is a Malaysian.
"Hey, I'm a winner OK?" By a certain Fag Head of the Trying to be Winner Division.
"Look at this, isn't this nice? [particularly fawning tone that makes you want to throw up]" You are supposed to refer to a picture of a dog and a rat with a heart above its head. You are the rat.
"Will you miss me, will you miss me, will you miss me?"
- "Oh alright, be that way then." Take extra note to add a slight tinge of exasperation, but inject as much sarcasm and venom inside as you are able.
- "You see, when you get a girlfriend, she robs you of your TRUE friends."
- "So you're here to steal our education, our housing, our jobs..." A quote designed specifically for his personal use on our Asst. CT rep
- "I'm not smart. Really."
- "I'm hot."

Update has been received. There are now LC quotes in this thing.

- Lester

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