Hello everyone, it’s Losers’ Club Treasurer Lester here. Yes, the one whom everyone forgot was the treasurer. What a loser, everyday talk so much crap and still nobody remembers that he is also part of the EXCO. And the rest of you also, deaf or what. People expend so much saliva and what do you do? Forget who he is. I am supposed to post because, OK conversation window time: (I can be a one-man China liao, the way I am ripping off Faze)
poke! a.k.a LCP says:
post on class blog please
poke! says:
thanks
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
why
poke! says:
jus post
poke! says:
i want to see pple posting
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
ok lor
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
anyway i got nth to do now
poke! says:
okay good
poke! says:
come up with something good
poke! says:
and lame
poke! says:
and loser
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
ok
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
i try
poke! says:
okay
poke! says:
god [Insert: ?????? Okay, god????? End insert]
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
live journal is damn lag
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
is it just me
poke! says:
ya
poke! says:
just you
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
k lor
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
how to post argh
poke! says:
haha
poke! says:
dunno
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
what the
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
ok
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
i found out
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
i just loaded the page only
[Lester] Safer than ever and you're in control says:
why is livejournal so damn slow
poke! says:
dno

Wow, that really took up a lot of space. It sure looks like I’ve done a lot. Actually, I have; who’s to say that Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V isn’t the most strenuous exercise ever invented by Man? We should all copy and paste, copy and paste, and then maybe lose a few calories from vigorously working our dexterous digits. I totally will spend my Mondays now not playing basketball but by copying and pasting, and I am sure that I will be able to maintain my slim and trim figure by doing so. Che Jian, are you reading this? Du bist eine GroBe Schwein. Have any of you watched this show on MTV called ‘Yo Mama’ or something like that? The show comprises of two guys insulting each other’s mothers. Like, “Your mama is so fat that I’m suffocating now, her fats are pressing against me and I can’t breathe, urkkkk…” Actually I just made that one up but the point of this is, let’s replace your mama with Che Jian! He doesn’t mind. You can niao him about anything except 毛主席. What a nice guy.

Um, what else to say… Oh yah, the Losers’ Club EXCO is proud to announce the ultimate level in losing: Loser Enlightenment/Nirvana/Cheng Fo/whatchamacallit. It is the state in which the loser concerned does not even need to try and still loses anyway. All the time. This ground breaking discovery was made today when our VP realized that LCP had outclassed the rest of us by the proverbial country mile. The rest of us tearfully recalled the terrible ordeals we had trying to lose, while LCP effortlessly racked up the losses like Derby County, like being a polo player and managing to lose his glasses in the swimming pool. Yeah. And how an innocent drink can somersault in his hand and splash onto the floor.

More random babbling then: Jolene has just signed in twice in one minute, or is it just a problem with my Messenger. Many things that go wrong in my life are just problems with something I have, like, my brother. My brother is the second largest contributor to my problems. The largest contributor is, of course, Lester Wong. Maybe I should just kill this guy and most of my problems would be solved. But then I’d be dead, but then again doesn’t death solve all problems? No?

Am I supposed to write more stuff? How do Faze and Shen Hong write so much anyway? Am I supposed to care if I write more? No, cos if I write less then I will be losing to these eloquent debater types and losing makes me really happy. Yay! I lost! OK, I’m going to sleep. I’ve got a headache, and I’ll try to lose it in my sleep. How about that? A pun! Isn’t it funny? No? Yay, lose again.

P.S. Is nerdy a mood????

- Lester

posted by 08A10 at 9:47 PM
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