Since Shen Hong already knows that the "Dear Cutey Hong" letter was by Chang Peng, me and my friend from another class (Chang Peng told him so! ): ), I figured we might as well post it up here on the class blog, for one and for all to be shocked and awed by my abundance of literary talent and my finesse for lame pick-up lines, kekeke!

Dear Cutey Hong <3

I 'm sorry I've been ignoring you for the past few weeks. I'm sorry that I've been neglecting you but you've been neglecting <3>

I think you should know. Ever since you've stepped into HCJC, my heart has always been with you <3.>

I'm sure it's you. You're THE ONE in my life! <3>

You look like the Malay version of Brad Pitt (Are you Malay?) and I'm the Indian version of Angelina Jolie *hinthint* :) My life is incomplete without you.

Eagerly anticipating your reply,

the lonely man <3>

*hinthint*

After reading this, I'm sure all of you will agree with me that this letter should be preserved in liquid nitrogen and stored away in the National Archives. How often do you come across such touching "love letters" that brings across such a raw , varied barrage of emotions. It's ok if you are tearing. Because I am, as I am writing this: I'm laughing so hard that I'm tearing. I LOVE MYSELF, IM FREAKING BRILLIANT <3>

P.S. Credits go out to Chang Peng, Che Jian and Alvin from 08A11!

- Luey Chun

posted by 08A10 at 10:09 PM
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