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Incorporating Losers Club.

08A10: A mix of funk, hiphop, rock, pop, and random other cool things. Although our gender ratio is somewhat skewed, we manage to survive and become a model for all the losers out there.

Presenting: The Loser Club EXCO

President: LCP! (Otherwise known as Lua Chang Peng, but that is unimportant)

Vice President: Shen Hong

Sports I/C: The Venerable CHE JIAN

Dance I/C: Ronald

Treasurer: Lester

Secretary: Chi Hern

Mascot: Luey Chun, otherwise affectionately and lovingly known as LC

Watching-Grass-Grow Fag Head: Jin Xiang

OMG I failed math/mathes Fag Head: Shen Hong

OMG I sleep in every lecture Fag Head: Shao
All other members of the class are active participants.
Loser Club 2008: We are the stepping stones that people step on to achieve greater heights
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My Inane Collection of Funny Sh*t, Pt. 3

Believe me, I am of the opinion that a discussion on how Turkish politics is recently shifting towards the liberation of the role of religion in the Turkish society from the constraints placed upon it by Turkish secularism may effect a ripple effect of destabilising socio-economic and political influence both domestically and regionally, is much more productive and constructive than me posting cynical articles exaggerating the differences between the two genders, but hey, who cares when you get the helluva laugh from whatever I post? =p

So, here's Part 3, and this time round, it may be slightly inappropriate, but then again, that's the price you need to pay for a little bit of raw humour in your life. :D

The Top Ten "He Said, She Said" One Liners

10

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

9
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

7
He said... "Two inches more, and I would be king."
She said..."Two inches less, and you'd be queen."

6
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

5
He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

4
Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
She said..."Who's gonna look?"

3
He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said... "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

2
He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

... and the number one "He Said...She said"...

1
He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said... "I would, but you're never there."

Source

- Luey Chun