Heyy all, it's your charismatic and irresistably handsome vice-president speaking once more, in place of the much revered L.C.P, whom, to my knowledge, is indulging in acts of extreme loser-ism as we speak. Therefore it is up to me to take up the noble task of updating the masses on what has been going on in the Loser Club for the past few days.


Firstly, allow me to introduce to all of you, the very first member of our Loser Club Alumni.


(TADAA!!!)


Yeap, we have made L the first of our almighty alumni, simply because he's displaying one of the secret hand signs our mascot has been gibbering about. He is thus an important tool in the Loser Club's quest to propagate the glorious ideals of loser-ism throughout the entire school. Very soon, wtih his help, we will be able to develop further hand signs that are much more complicated in nature, such as those that indicate to other nations that it is perfectly legitimate to use HCJC schoolgrounds as an atomic bomb testing site.

Indeed, while one single alumni member would not be able to make that much of a difference, we are considering a wide variety of other loser-ish characters, such as Spongebob Squarepants (he's yellow. And he gays around with Patrick), Barney (he's purple. And he's supposed to be extinct), and Dora the Explorer (she's brown. And she's a retard), amongst many others. Eventually we will be able to assemble an alumni so loser, we can actually attempt world domination. But for now, let us take it one step at a time because I'm worried that you dumbasses would not be able to handle so much info at once with your puny intelligence. :)


Secondly... Well, I'm sure all of you are quite familiar with this.



This is a hideous excuse of a logo. Look at the red twisted words, and the disgustingly calloused hand, and the crude manner in which the two elements are fixed together; it's absolutely pathetic.

Therefore, in accordance with the noble ideals of the Loser Club, we shall adpot this abstract combination of red words and fingers as our official logo. The artist of the logo, Jolene whackaboutit shall henceforth be promoted to Pubcom Fag head. Of course, those whom wish to overwrite her may do so at their leisure; we are all losers here after all.


Thirdly, it has come to our attention that there are requests for a new division to be formed. After much discussion and contemplation about our miserable existence, we have decided to allow the formation of this new division.

3. The 'crap-I-sleep-in-all/most-of-my-lectures'

Division.

Since this is a new intiative by Shao itwin1337, the pre-requisites of the division are entirely up to her to set, and the running of this division is designated to her so that she can fulfill her deepest and most carnal desires by manipulating the members of this division. Lalala...



Lastly, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce everyone to a new term in our Loser Club lingo. Some of you might have heard of it; however, I believe this term deserves an official introduction.




From now onwards, all of the heads of the various divisions in the Loser Club shall be respectfully addressed as 'Fag Head'. Much like the way we bow to teachers when we see them walking towards us in the hallway with canes and dangerous looks on their faces, all inconsequential members of the Loser Club are to bow and greet them with a "Good morning/afternoon/night, Fag Head :)" whenever they run into a Fag Head.

Apart from looking after their respective divisions, all Fag Heads have the added responsibility of organizing 'Fag Dance Sessions', a joyous occasion in which everyone from your division get to experience the wondrous sensations of random arm twitching and torso spasms. The organization of such sessions are up to the discretion of the Fag Heads.




So concludes this update of the Loser Club 2008. Remember to check constantly for more updates :)

LOSER CLUB UNITE!!1! WOOSH!






Loser Club 2008
'We are the stepping stones that people step on to climb to greater heights'

- Shen Hong

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